Since 1789, SPHERE has stood as humanity's last line of defense against the forces of the Freak. What governments call "wars" — we call Tuesday. The truth is classified. The mission is eternal. We exist so you don't have to know we exist.
Our founding in 1789. Our mission. The war against the Freak. The fall of Yapponia. The oath we swore and have never broken.
ACCESS FILE →Full operational timeline from the First Siege of Yapponia through the 1945 Berlin operation, the Cold War, and the death of the Freak Lord in 2019.
ACCESS FILE →Our roster of Elite Schizo Operatives. Reality-bending capabilities. Impossible missions. The best humanity has to offer — and several things that aren't quite human anymore.
ACCESS FILE →Freakler hierarchy documentation. From Freak Goblins to the Dark Freak Lord. The Geometry Dimension. Entity engagement protocols. Know your enemy.
ACCESS FILE →CUBE is not SPHERE. CUBE is not the Freak. CUBE is something worse: true believers. Full intelligence file. Active threat assessment. Known operatives.
ACCESS FILE →Classified supplemental documentation:
| Theater | Status | Priority |
|---|---|---|
| Yapponia — Occupied Territory | ACTIVE ENGAGEMENT | CRITICAL |
| Freak Command — Dark Freak Lord (Diddy) | ACTIVE — ONGOING | STRATEGIC |
| CUBE — Hostile Faction Containment | ACTIVE — ESCALATING | CRITICAL |
| Jizzlersphere — Security Protocol | SECURED | HIGH |
| Cognitohazard-67 — Containment | UNCONTAINED | HIGH |
| Geometry Dimension — Monitoring | PASSIVE SURVEILLANCE | MEDIUM |